• |3rd|February| 2011|
Chat
  • Girl: Sana andito ka...
  • Boy: Sana andito ka rin...
  • Girl: 'Eh di sige palit na tayo ng pwesto!
  • |20th|January| 2011|
Blog

Dota

peweidyei:

Girl: Asan kana?

Boy: Nagdodota!

Girl: Diba may date tayo today! Bakit nagdodota ka? :|

Boy: May kapustahan ako eh!

Girl: Mas Mahalaga pa ba yan kesa sakin ha!!!

Boy : Oo! Kalaban ko tatay mo - One on One kami - Kapag natalo ko sya papayag na syang pakasal tayo.

Girl : :”>

BUMENTA SAKIN EH. >:))

(Source: infelice, via kebkebkebkeb)

  • |26th|December| 2010|
Chat

Sex

  • Lorraine: It's true, we get attached after physical connection.
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Lorraine: After sex, we get more attached to that person.
  • Me: Is that a good thing or bad thing?
  • Lorraine: BAD. Because love never ever came from what is physical. Love is beyond that. So when it's lustful, it's just attraction.
  • Me: So what's the purpose of being attached with that person?
  • Lorraine: PHYSICAL ATTRACTION. That's why sexually active couples can last years but not all them can spend their lifetime together.
  • Me: Hm, I get it.
  • |21st|October| 2010|
Chat

YM scandal. (creepy)

  • anne was chatting on her YM when someone named Marco Mist added her.
  • She accepted the invitation.
  • Ann cute: hus ds?
  • Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?
  • Ann cute: di po e
  • Ann cute: cno po 2?
  • Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa
  • Ann cute: cno nga 2?!
  • Marco Mist: ann
  • Marco Mist: wag
  • Marco Mist: ka
  • Marco Mist: na
  • Marco Mist: magkunwari
  • Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?
  • Marco Mist: si marco to
  • Ann cute: cnong marco?
  • Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
  • Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!
  • Marco Mist: marco.
  • Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza
  • Ann cute: Marco?!
  • Marco Mist: at last
  • Ann cute: OMG!
  • Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
  • Ann cute: patay na si marco e!
  • Marco Mist: kaya nga e.
  • Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann
  • Marco Mist: miss na miss
  • Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa
  • Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?
  • Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
  • Ann cute: :P
  • Marco Mist: ann ako nga to
  • Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
  • Ann cute: cge ba
  • Marco turned on his webcam
  • Ann cute: O
  • Ann cute: M
  • Ann cute: G
  • Marco Mist: kita mo na?
  • Ann cute: imposible!
  • Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
  • Marco Mist: ...
  • Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?
  • Marco Mist: patay
  • Ann cute: wtf?!?!
  • Ann cute: linawin mo nga
  • Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau
  • Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann
  • Ann cute: marco may bf na ko
  • Ann cute: si noel
  • After that, Marco stopped replying and his webcam was paused.
  • But Marco still hasn't signed out.
  • Ann didn't close Marco's webcam just in case Marco broadcasts again.
  • BUZZ!!!
  • BUZZ!!!
  • Ann buzzed 2 times. Still no reply.
  • All of a sudden Marco's webcam was on again.
  • It showed Marco, his head was open,bleeding,his whole body full of cuts and open wounds.
  • Marco looked the it same way he did when he was hit by a truck.
  • Ann froze in shock
  • All of a sudden Marco replied.
  • Marco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?
  • Marco signed out
  • Ann's computer turned off by itself.
  • Ann's phone rang.
  • Ann: Hello?
  • Jordan: Ann, bad news.
  • Ann: Ha? Ano?
  • Jordan: Si Noel.
  • Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!
  • Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
  • Ann: (cries)
  • Jordan: Hello? Ann?
  • Ann: Nasaan siya?
  • Jordan: Nasa ********.
  • Ann: Papunta na ko.
  • Jordan: Ok.
  • Ann went to ******** Hospital.
  • Jordan leaded her to Noel's hospital room.
  • **the hospital name has been censored
  • for privacy**
  • Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita
  • iwanan dito.
  • Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.
  • Jordan left Ann with Noel.
  • Ann : Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si
  • Marco, ngayon ikaw. Wag naman o.
  • Ann hears footsteps from outside.
  • She turns around.
  • To her shock, she sees Marco standing there by the door.
  • Ann screamed.
  • Ann lost her consciousness. When Ann woke up, she was lying down on a hospital bed.
  • Ann: Ano nangyari?
  • Jordan: Hinimatay ka.
  • Ann: Wow.
  • Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na
  • nangyari sayo e.
  • Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako
  • umuwi.
  • Jordan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.
  • Jordan leaves.
  • Bloody Marco appears in front of Ann.
  • Marco: Masaya ka na?
  • Ann: Ano ba Marco?!
  • Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin,
  • wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
  • Ann: Marco patay ka na!
  • Marco: Pati si Noel!
  • Ann: Wala kang kwenta!
  • Marco: (laughs)
  • Marco disappeared and Ann started laughing like crazy.
  • When Jordan returned with the doctor, they were both shocked to see Ann, laughing, trying to hurt everyone she sees.
  • Since then, Ann has lost her mind and got checked in a mental hospital.
  • Ann has never stopped laughing ever since.
  • Marco has never forgiven Ann for finding a new guy.
  • And Marco has promised that anyone who finds out about his story will suffer the same fate as Ann...
  • ...unless they pass the curse on to other people with the title YM SCANDAL...
  • |10th|October| 2010|
Chat

WE ALL LOVE VICE GANDA. :">

  • Jhong: DING DONG.. Vice! Paki bukas nga yung pinto, please?
  • Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan!
  • Jhong: Baket?
  • Vice: Hindi naten bahay yan.. mahirap lang tayo, wala tayong doorbell.
  • Jhong: ah ganun ba.. *TOK TOK* VICE! BUKSAN MO NGA TONG PINTO.
  • Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan! Sira pinto naten! Dun ka sa bintana dumaan! BAHALA KA.
  • Jhong: Sige na Viiiiiice. Cutie pieeee? :">
  • Vice: Hmmm.. Osige na nga, sabihin mo munang...maganda ako. :">
  • Jhong: Ba't ko sasabihin yon?
  • Vice: Eh kasi yun yung password. :">
  • Jhong: Ang ganda mo.. papasukin mo na ko.
  • Vice: Osige, pasok na.
  • Jhong: *tulak si vice* HOY!
  • Vice: ARAY. BAKET?!
  • Jhong: Yung anak daw naten, hindi pumapasok!
  • Vice: eh kasi... bakasyon.
  • Jhong: Eh hindi! Absent daw eh.
  • Vice: Pano naman sya papasok, bakasyon nga eh!
  • Jhong: Ah ganun ba. Eh nakakasagot ba sya?
  • Vice: Pano sya sasagot eh absent nga. Pwede ba yun. Naitetext na pala ang recitation ngayon.
  • Jhong: Eh anung kukunin nyang kurso?
  • Vice: Medicine..
  • Jhong: Ah, gusto nya maging doctor?
  • Vice: HINDE. GUSTO NYA MAGING GAMOT. Kaya nya gusto kunin ang medicine kasi gusto nya maging gamot. MALAMANG DOCTOR DIBA. JUSKO.
  • |5th|April| 2010|
Chat
  • Parrot: pag hinila mo itong kaliwa kong paa, kakanta ako.. pag kanan, tutula naman...
  • Boy: wow!!! galing naman... e paano kapag sabay ko hinila paa mo??
  • Parrot: d mahuhulog ako!!! tanga ka ba??!!!
  • |2nd|March| 2010|
Chat

Vice Ganda, I like you naaa :) MUST READ!

  • (Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
  • Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
  • Gwapo: Ako po?
  • Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
  • (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
  • Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
  • Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
  • (Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
  • Vice: Manong bayad po.
  • Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
  • Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
  • (Bababa na sya)
  • Vice: Manong, para.
  • Manong1: Bababa ka na?
  • Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
  • (2nd attempt)
  • Vice: Para ho.
  • Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
  • Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
  • (Binaba siya sa gitna)
  • Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
  • Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
  • Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.