Chat
- Girl: Sana andito ka...
- Boy: Sana andito ka rin...
- Girl: 'Eh di sige palit na tayo ng pwesto!
- |3rd|February| 2011|
- |20th|January| 2011|
Blog
Dota
Girl: Asan kana?
Boy: Nagdodota!
Girl: Diba may date tayo today! Bakit nagdodota ka? :|
Boy: May kapustahan ako eh!
Girl: Mas Mahalaga pa ba yan kesa sakin ha!!!
Boy : Oo! Kalaban ko tatay mo - One on One kami - Kapag natalo ko sya papayag na syang pakasal tayo.
Girl : :”>
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BUMENTA SAKIN EH. >:))
(Source: infelice, via kebkebkebkeb)
- |26th|December| 2010|
Chat
Sex
- Lorraine: It's true, we get attached after physical connection.
- Me: What do you mean?
- Lorraine: After sex, we get more attached to that person.
- Me: Is that a good thing or bad thing?
- Lorraine: BAD. Because love never ever came from what is physical. Love is beyond that. So when it's lustful, it's just attraction.
- Me: So what's the purpose of being attached with that person?
- Lorraine: PHYSICAL ATTRACTION. That's why sexually active couples can last years but not all them can spend their lifetime together.
- Me: Hm, I get it.
- |21st|October| 2010|
Chat
YM scandal. (creepy)
- anne was chatting on her YM when someone named Marco Mist added her.
- She accepted the invitation.
- Ann cute: hus ds?
- Marco Mist: di mo ako kilala?
- Ann cute: di po e
- Ann cute: cno po 2?
- Marco Mist: sus kunwari ka pa
- Ann cute: cno nga 2?!
- Marco Mist: ann
- Marco Mist: wag
- Marco Mist: ka
- Marco Mist: na
- Marco Mist: magkunwari
- Ann cute: kulit mo din noh?
- Marco Mist: si marco to
- Ann cute: cnong marco?
- Marco Mist: ah so kinalimutan mo na ko?
- Ann cute: cno ka ba tlga?!
- Marco Mist: marco.
- Marco Mist: Marco I. Melionza
- Ann cute: Marco?!
- Marco Mist: at last
- Ann cute: OMG!
- Ann cute: wag mo nga ako lokohin!
- Ann cute: patay na si marco e!
- Marco Mist: kaya nga e.
- Marco Mist: miss na miss na kita ann
- Marco Mist: miss na miss
- Ann cute: hindi na to nkktawa
- Ann cute: cno 2? jordan? mike?
- Ann cute: wag nau kau mgkunwari!
- Ann cute: :P
- Marco Mist: ann ako nga to
- Marco Mist: gus2 mo magwebcam pa ko?
- Ann cute: cge ba
- Marco turned on his webcam
- Ann cute: O
- Ann cute: M
- Ann cute: G
- Marco Mist: kita mo na?
- Ann cute: imposible!
- Ann cute: nkita kitang nasagasaan!
- Marco Mist: ...
- Ann cute: so hndi k tlga ptay?
- Marco Mist: patay
- Ann cute: wtf?!?!
- Ann cute: linawin mo nga
- Marco Mist: bumalik ako pra sau
- Marco Mist: mhal prin kita ann
- Ann cute: marco may bf na ko
- Ann cute: si noel
- After that, Marco stopped replying and his webcam was paused.
- But Marco still hasn't signed out.
- Ann didn't close Marco's webcam just in case Marco broadcasts again.
- BUZZ!!!
- BUZZ!!!
- Ann buzzed 2 times. Still no reply.
- All of a sudden Marco's webcam was on again.
- It showed Marco, his head was open,bleeding,his whole body full of cuts and open wounds.
- Marco looked the it same way he did when he was hit by a truck.
- Ann froze in shock
- All of a sudden Marco replied.
- Marco Mist: so hindi mo na ako mahal?
- Marco signed out
- Ann's computer turned off by itself.
- Ann's phone rang.
- Ann: Hello?
- Jordan: Ann, bad news.
- Ann: Ha? Ano?
- Jordan: Si Noel.
- Ann: Ano nangyari kay Noel?!
- Jordan: Nasagasaan siya ng truck.
- Ann: (cries)
- Jordan: Hello? Ann?
- Ann: Nasaan siya?
- Jordan: Nasa ********.
- Ann: Papunta na ko.
- Jordan: Ok.
- Ann went to ******** Hospital.
- Jordan leaded her to Noel's hospital room.
- **the hospital name has been censored
- for privacy**
- Jordan: I think kailangan muna kita
- iwanan dito.
- Ann: Yah. Thanks ah.
- Jordan left Ann with Noel.
- Ann : Noel, wag ka mawala. Dati si
- Marco, ngayon ikaw. Wag naman o.
- Ann hears footsteps from outside.
- She turns around.
- To her shock, she sees Marco standing there by the door.
- Ann screamed.
- Ann lost her consciousness. When Ann woke up, she was lying down on a hospital bed.
- Ann: Ano nangyari?
- Jordan: Hinimatay ka.
- Ann: Wow.
- Jordan: Akala nga namin kung ano na
- nangyari sayo e.
- Ann: Yeah. But, I think ready na ako
- umuwi.
- Jordan: Sige. Tawagin ko lang si doc.
- Jordan leaves.
- Bloody Marco appears in front of Ann.
- Marco: Masaya ka na?
- Ann: Ano ba Marco?!
- Marco: Kung hindi mo ako kaya mahalin,
- wala ka nang ibang mamahalin pa!
- Ann: Marco patay ka na!
- Marco: Pati si Noel!
- Ann: Wala kang kwenta!
- Marco: (laughs)
- Marco disappeared and Ann started laughing like crazy.
- When Jordan returned with the doctor, they were both shocked to see Ann, laughing, trying to hurt everyone she sees.
- Since then, Ann has lost her mind and got checked in a mental hospital.
- Ann has never stopped laughing ever since.
- Marco has never forgiven Ann for finding a new guy.
- And Marco has promised that anyone who finds out about his story will suffer the same fate as Ann...
- ...unless they pass the curse on to other people with the title YM SCANDAL...
- |10th|October| 2010|
Chat
WE ALL LOVE VICE GANDA. :">
- Jhong: DING DONG.. Vice! Paki bukas nga yung pinto, please?
- Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan!
- Jhong: Baket?
- Vice: Hindi naten bahay yan.. mahirap lang tayo, wala tayong doorbell.
- Jhong: ah ganun ba.. *TOK TOK* VICE! BUKSAN MO NGA TONG PINTO.
- Vice: Hindi ko mabubuksan yan! Sira pinto naten! Dun ka sa bintana dumaan! BAHALA KA.
- Jhong: Sige na Viiiiiice. Cutie pieeee? :">
- Vice: Hmmm.. Osige na nga, sabihin mo munang...maganda ako. :">
- Jhong: Ba't ko sasabihin yon?
- Vice: Eh kasi yun yung password. :">
- Jhong: Ang ganda mo.. papasukin mo na ko.
- Vice: Osige, pasok na.
- Jhong: *tulak si vice* HOY!
- Vice: ARAY. BAKET?!
- Jhong: Yung anak daw naten, hindi pumapasok!
- Vice: eh kasi... bakasyon.
- Jhong: Eh hindi! Absent daw eh.
- Vice: Pano naman sya papasok, bakasyon nga eh!
- Jhong: Ah ganun ba. Eh nakakasagot ba sya?
- Vice: Pano sya sasagot eh absent nga. Pwede ba yun. Naitetext na pala ang recitation ngayon.
- Jhong: Eh anung kukunin nyang kurso?
- Vice: Medicine..
- Jhong: Ah, gusto nya maging doctor?
- Vice: HINDE. GUSTO NYA MAGING GAMOT. Kaya nya gusto kunin ang medicine kasi gusto nya maging gamot. MALAMANG DOCTOR DIBA. JUSKO.
- |5th|April| 2010|
Chat
- Parrot: pag hinila mo itong kaliwa kong paa, kakanta ako.. pag kanan, tutula naman...
- Boy: wow!!! galing naman... e paano kapag sabay ko hinila paa mo??
- Parrot: d mahuhulog ako!!! tanga ka ba??!!!
- |2nd|March| 2010|
Chat
Vice Ganda, I like you naaa :) MUST READ!
- (Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
- Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
- Gwapo: Ako po?
- Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
- (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
- Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
- Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
- (Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
- Vice: Manong bayad po.
- Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
- Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
- (Bababa na sya)
- Vice: Manong, para.
- Manong1: Bababa ka na?
- Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
- (2nd attempt)
- Vice: Para ho.
- Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
- Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
- (Binaba siya sa gitna)
- Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
- Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
- Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
